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Cranberr Saucey
01:16
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Afraid To Try
04:22
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Afraid To Try
I bought my love a little Boston Whaler.
I thought some time embarked might cure what ailed her.
I spent all of our savings in a mere half hour
On that gosh-darned thing, and boy, was she sour.
We took it out one lazy afternoon.
It was three months hence, and I chewed the moon.
Finally, this gosh-darned albatross
Would bat a wing, I thought.
As we neared the launch, of course, the weather turned;
Had I read the marine forecast, I would have learned
That the Goddamned drink would churn that day,
That the bastard squalls would have their way.
She said, "Come back to me when you have a clue,
When the coffer's full and the sky is blue.
'Til then, mark me, I'm gone."
I am a man who's afraid to try.
Don't ask me, I don't know why.
Why do you look so unsurprised
As you reach forth now to dry my eyes?
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Foot Stuff
03:02
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Foot Stuff
When we met, you was lookin' for blood.
You was buzzin' 'round me like skeeters 'round some leg meat.
When we met, you was lookin' for blood
In that wild November heat.
So, I took you up to ol' Tau Bay,
Where I fed you something neat, and
Then I took you down to ol' Jan's house,
Where I marvelled at your feet.
I love you more than you'll ever know.
As long as the spider lily grows,
I will have thy dainty toes
In holy matrimoly,
In holy matrimoly.
Be unashamed.
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5. |
Gear List
01:22
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Gear List
The uke is a Samick, bought in Singapore.
The guitar is a Squier, bought in San Diego.
The amp is a Vox, bought in Texas City.
The picks are my fingers, and they were free.
They were free.
They were free.
This shit don't rhyme.
This shit don't rhyme.
This shit don't rhyme.
Is that a crime?
When shit don't rhyme,
When shit don't rhyme,
When shit don't rhyme,
Is that a crime?
The synth is an U-he, bought from Mister Heckmann.
The DAW is an Ableton that came with an interface.
The drums are BFD, the drums are BFD,
The drums are BFD, the drums are BFD Eco.
That is my meager gear list.
I hope y'all all enjoy the show.
That is my meager gear list,
And now I guess it's time to go.
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6. |
Tata's Song
03:08
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7. |
I Speak Not In Jest
02:46
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I Speak Not In Jest
I speak not in jest, I am so impressed
By the way your body handles psychic trauma.
You are so young and healthy and fit for a selfie,
Yet inside is a bleedin' pain-o-rama.
Your eyes hurt, your knees hurt,
Your back hurts, your sneeze hurts,
Mysterious pains all around.
Your feet hurt, your ears hurt,
Your hair hurts, your tears hurt,
Mysterious owies abound.
When I get upset, I feel vacant and numb
And queue up Chopin or some shit;
When you get upset, yes, the tears, they might come,
But you won't make a day of it.
You don't feel emotion like we do.
You don't feel emotion like we do.
Your emotive faculties are
A bit underdeveloped,
And we can't say we envy you.
Your eyes hurt, your knees hurt,
Your back hurts, your sneeze hurts,
Mysterious pains all around.
Your feet hurt, your ears hurt,
Your hair hurts, your tears hurt,
Mysterious owies abound.
Sublimation?
Is that what it's called?
Come back to me when you've
Got some feels, lunchmeat.
Peace out, yo. Word to your mother.
I kid, but really, I suspect a few words with her
Would clarify things.
Did she do this to you?
Did she?
It's too bad you can't talk to her anymore;
As I've said, you have my deepest sympathy.
What's that?
Oh, yes, I agree.
It's time we left you alone and
Returned to our old, worn-out, funked-up place
Of sentimental decadence.
What's that?
Oh, yes, I agree,
I am a fucking clown.
Goodnight, my love.
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8. |
Let's Move To San Diego
02:44
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Let's Move To San Diego
Let's move to San Diego.
Let's move to San Diego.
The scenery's fine and the climate fair,
And they've got tons of museums there.
I hear it's like a different country out there;
You can make weird music and people won't care.
Let's move to San Diego.
Let's move to San Diego.
Comic Con is a nerd's best friend.
No, we're not nerds, but I'm sure we'll learn.
I hear it's like a different country out there;
You can wear a mask, and people won't stare.
Let's move to San Diego.
Let's move to San Diego.
It's got a suburb that's called Klantee;
Let's steer clear of it, goodness me.
I guess no place is perfect, huh?
I hear the MFAH is hosting Guernica.
Perhaps we'll stay here.
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9. |
Thank You For Spraying
06:10
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10. |
For Regis Philbin
03:20
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11. |
Big In Europe
05:37
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Big In Europe
For Urs Lerch and Dachi Kasaia
I went to the foodmart
To buy a beer,
To Star Food Mart,
In case that wasn't clear, and
I went there on foot because
My car was full of scroaches.
They crawled forth each night
Like a little flotilla,
And I loathed the sight
Of their tiny sensilla, so
I went on foot because
My car was full of fucking scroaches.
I bolted the door
To my grandfather's house,
Where no man stirred,
Nor did even a louse, and I
Headed off in the direction
Of the town's oil refineries,
Which tastefully illuminated the horizon.
They looked to me like the Emerald City,
Glowing with promise
Of an American middle class.
But they did not glow for me.
Alack!
I'd barely wrangled three bucks' worth
Of quarters and dimes,
My lot since birth
Being one of privation and dearth, and
I traveled on foot because
My 2002 Mercury Grand Marquis was a
Goddamned roach shack, off-limits to me.
I donned my mask, and
I stepped inside,
Still bummed by the state
Of my expropriated ride,
And I said "excuse me, dear,"
To the shoeless child standing in front of
The beer.
To my chagrin,
The thing refused to move.
It just stood there and grinned,
As if it had something to prove,
While a fat, unmasked woman I presumed
To be its mother
Bought lottery tickets nearby.
For a moment, I wasn't sure
What to do
With this smug little nuisance, this burr
In my shoe,
But I cogitated a bit,
And the solution bit my crooked, Arab nose
Like a cobra.
I turned to the mother and, with a grin that
Put her dumpy, dimwitted child's to shame,
I asked,
"Have you heard?
I'm big in Europe.
Their obsession with me is
Really quite absurd.
Have you heard?
I'm huge in Europe.
Those Continental folk, man,
They hang on my every word.
I am Camel Eye.
I am Camel Eye.
I am Camel Eye.
I am Camel Eye!
I smell like a turd,
But I sing like Bill Byrd.
I am Camel Eye.
Now, step aside."
As I carried my Gargantuan bottle of
Steel Reserve to the register, the clerk unfurled a
Carpet for me, a carpet made of glistening
Scroaches. They smelled so sweet!
The child, now standing at attention,
Sounded a flugelhorn, which then
Disintegrated into a writhing mound of
Scoaches, engulfing the child's unshod
Hooves.
The mother continued to scratch her
Lottery tickets, which were made of
Scroachpaper. "I think we've got a winner
Here," she said, and pressed the ticket
Seductively into my palm, along with her
Four-o-nine. I cashed the ticket for point-
Eight-five Euro and then turned to her and
Exclaimed "I'm rich, bitch!" She laughed so
Hard that scroaches poured from her
Fucking mouth.
I walked back to my grandfather's house
And tried to get drunk.
The next day, I changed my name to
King Scroach.
The following day, I died, belly up, in my
Grandfather's kitchen. He cursed my
Generation and then placed me in the
Trash, making incredibly deft use of his
Canes. Elon Musk was on TV, explaining
Why poor people did not deserve money.
Donald Trump followed with inflated
Employment figures. I listened from the
Trash and was glad I was fucking dead.
This dispatch from Texas City, TX, is for
Urs Lerch and Dachi Kasaia, and for all of
You who will never know what it's like to be
Big in Europe.
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12. |
You Really Must Choose
06:21
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13. |
Compassion
05:02
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14. |
Saran Wrap
06:24
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Saran Wrap
I was nearly twenty.
Shocked?
Well, you didn't know me then.
I met her at high school.
We'd been goth together,
Eating lunch outside
With the other misfits,
But had never really talked.
Now that high school was over,
I guess we were desperate
For friends.
We had just one.
I forget how it happened.
That mutual friend was in the room,
Laughing, incredulous,
As we misused a piece of Saran wrap.
Adult Swim was on the TV,
I remember somehow.
The Saran wrap was not my idea,
And it sort of haunts me now.
Oh, well.
As the sun came up over Bellaire,
I knew I was different somehow.
Something new was inside me
That would calmly refuse to leave,
And I cried.
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15. |
Remember Numbers?
05:20
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